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casfallsinlove:

Easy Now, With My Heart [ao3] (NC-17, 50k words) by casfallsinlove
Dean Winchester is a kindergarten teacher. Castiel Milton is a writer slash works-in-a-coffee-shop. He also happens to be the extremely hot one-night stand that Dean never intended to see again other than in his own fantasies (he’s classy like that). But suddenly Cas is everywhere and Dean is convinced that Fate is out to get him. And maybe they do this thing backwards, but that doesn’t have to mean they can’t make it in the end, right? 

And then Castiel goes and says one of the least sexy things Dean has possibly ever heard. “Don’t stand on the cat.”
Mouth pressed to the bolt of Cas’s jaw, Dean stops and blinks. “Cat?”
Cas nuzzles into his neck, nuzzles for Christ’s sake, and murmurs, “He’s around somewhere. He bites if you stand on him.”
And Dean laughs because he doesn’t know what else to do, but it’s stifled by Cas’s tongue fairly quickly and all semblance of coherency pretty much evaporates from then on out. 

casfallsinlove:

Easy Now, With My Heart [ao3] (NC-17, 50k words) by casfallsinlove

Dean Winchester is a kindergarten teacher. Castiel Milton is a writer slash works-in-a-coffee-shop. He also happens to be the extremely hot one-night stand that Dean never intended to see again other than in his own fantasies (he’s classy like that). But suddenly Cas is everywhere and Dean is convinced that Fate is out to get him. And maybe they do this thing backwards, but that doesn’t have to mean they can’t make it in the end, right? 

And then Castiel goes and says one of the least sexy things Dean has possibly ever heard. “Don’t stand on the cat.”

Mouth pressed to the bolt of Cas’s jaw, Dean stops and blinks. “Cat?”

Cas nuzzles into his neck, nuzzles for Christ’s sake, and murmurs, “He’s around somewhere. He bites if you stand on him.”

And Dean laughs because he doesn’t know what else to do, but it’s stifled by Cas’s tongue fairly quickly and all semblance of coherency pretty much evaporates from then on out. 

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